December 2011
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Working Lunch 12/30/11 - Media Stalwarts Make News...
www.inthecapital.com is a Streetwise Media Property set to launch in early 2012. follow @inthecapital , @cwarzel , & @carlpierre for the view from inside DC. INTHECAPITAL’S WORKING LUNCH: Here’s some stuff to make you smarter/less bored while you eat your lunch alone at your cubicle. Don’t worry, we’ve all been there. Greetings from Hattiesburg, Mississippi! The...
Dec 30th
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"Anti-Washington" Rick Perry Has Been Dropping...
By Carl Pierre / @carlpierre If there’s one thing that Rick Perry is known for (besides the many spoof videos his poorly received social media campaign has spawned), it’s that he is not a fan of Washington D.C. We’re referring, of course to accusations like this: Wall Street and Washington, D.C. have been in bed together way too long…The metro region of Washington is...
Dec 29th
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Working Lunch 12/29/11 - Why, Oh Why, Do We Let...
By Charlie Warzel / @cwarzel www.inthecapital.com is a Streetwise Media Property set to launch in early 2012. follow @inthecapital , @cwarzel , &@carlpierre for the view from inside DC. INTHECAPITAL’S WORKING LUNCH: Here’s some stuff to make you smarter/less bored while you eat your lunch alone at your cubicle. Don’t worry, we’ve all been there. Good Afternoon...
Dec 29th
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Local Powerball Winner is Experiencing Willy Wonka...
By Carl Pierre / @carlpierre Out in the expansive wilderness that is Rosenwald, Maryland there is a man/woman/child sitting on $125 million dollars. That is, a $125 million dollar powerball ticket. $125 million dollars. I will pause and let those words roll around your mouth a little bit longer. The ticket was purchased on Christmas Eve at Wesley’s Restaurant, Cocktail Lounge and Liquor...
Dec 29th
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Lifestyles of the Rich and (Sometimes) Heinous
By Charlie Warzel / @cwarzel What does your home say about you? The New York Times’ Home section released photos of the GOP hopefuls’ abodes so that we can make unsubstantiated judgements. What a country! Michelle Bachmann- Stillwater, Minn Do you see the amber waves of grain littering the yard? Goddammit, it’s just so American. I lived in Kansas City for a couple of years...
Dec 29th
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How Social Media Ruled our Lives in 2011 [Huge...
­­­ By Carl Pierre / @carlpierre As we come to the end of 2011, it’s important to wistfully reflect upon your year and realize how much time in your life has been wasted on Social Media via an infograph. So take a quick pause from stalking that person on Facebook, hold off on tweeting about how you found a hair in your muffin this morning, and take a look at a few staggering metrics and...
Dec 29th
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Thoughts on Rick Santorum's Terrifying Surge in...
By Charlie Warzel / @cwarzel Man, it sure is easy to poke fun of these GOP candidates fighting for the nomination…that is, until they actually become relevant. And become relevant he has, according to new polls (which, who knows, could actually mean nothing…gah! we just don’t know) which have the former Pennsylvania senator in 3rd place in the race to the impending...
Dec 29th
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INFOGRAPHIC MAKES INCOME INEQUALITY LOOK PRETTY!...
By Charlie Warzel / @cwarzel So what if the New York Times ran an exhaustive, almost 2000 word story on the widening income gap between Congress and the average folks? That story is full of words. Words like “constituents”, “net worth”, and “Moody’s Analytics”. Gross. That’s not what you want. You’re busy. You have better things to do than...
Dec 28th
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Newt Drops In Iowa Polls, Goose May Be Cooked
By Charlie Warzel / @cwarzel I couldn’t resist.  Too soon??
Dec 28th
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Santorum Rises to 3rd in CNN'S Iowa Poll, Wears...
By Charlie Warzel / @cwarzel Gloves come off, sweater vest comes on. Ka-boom.
Dec 28th
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RON PAUL TO MEDIA: GET OFF MY LAWN!
By Charlie Warzel / @cwarzel Ron Paul is finally getting the media attention his supporters complained for and yet he’s now being as cantankerous as ever. This summer, Jon Stewart noticed what Paul supporters have complained about for years, referring to the Texas Representative as, “the 13th floor of a hotel” when it comes to media coverage. Fox News really seems to dislike...
Dec 28th
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Working Lunch 12/28/11: Let's Get Weird in Iowa
By Charlie Warzel / @cwarzel INTHECAPITAL’S WORKING LUNCH: Here’s some stuff to make you smarter/less bored while you eat your lunch alone at your cubicle. Don’t worry, we’ve all been there. We read it so you don’t have to. Good Afternoon from a blustery Washington DC. Do you hear that? Oh, you don’t? Ah, yes. That’s because nearly every journalist in...
Dec 28th
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“At heart, I am still a happy four-year-old who gets up every morning hoping to...”
– Newt Gingrich (via peterfeld)
Dec 28th
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WORKING LUNCH 12/27/11: HAPPY HOUR EDITION
www.inthecapital.com is a Streetwise Media Property set to launch in early 2012. follow @inthecapital , @cwarzel , & @carlpierre for the view from inside DC. if you’d like to be on the ‘Working Lunch’ email list…send me an email: charlie (at) inthecapital (dot) com By Charlie Warzel / @cwarzel INTHECAPITAL’S WORKING LUNCH: Here’s some stuff to make you...
Dec 27th
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“Get your ass in line. I can’t do this job unless you’re behind me.”
– - House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), July 2011  Kinda sums up the year for congress, eh?
Dec 22nd
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Working Lunch: Links While You Eat At Your Desk
By Charlie Warzel/ @cwarzel INTHECAPITAL’S WORKING LUNCH: Here’s some stuff to make you smarter/less bored while you eat your lunch alone at your cubicle. Don’t worry, we’ve all been there. NOTHING SAYS ‘HOLIDAY SEASON’ LIKE A GOOD OLE FASHIONED CONGRESSIONAL STANDOFF! Good afternoon, DC. You’re almost there. Unless you work for a totalitarian...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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DC Hits Puberty: We are the Fastest Growing...
By Carl Pierre / @carlpierre Do the streets of the District seem more packed than usual? Is the line at your Starbucks just a little longer? Does the migraine-inducing traffic seem a little worse than you remember? Well rest assured that it is not just you. What you are experiencing is the recent population boom to the nation’s capital. According to a recent 2011 estimate by the Census Bureau, DC...
Dec 21st
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Working Lunch: Links While You Eat At Your Desk
By Charlie Warzel/ @cwarzel INTHECAPITAL’S WORKING LUNCH: Here’s some stuff to make you smarter/less bored while you eat your lunch alone at your cubicle. Don’t worry, we’ve all been there. ONE YEAR UNTIL DOOMSDAY…or so the Mayans would have you believe. According to a select few who take their cues from the Mayan Calendar, we have exactly one year until fire and...
Dec 21st
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National Menorah Lighting Ceremony Tonight, Xmas...
By Carl Pierre / @carlpierre As most people know, it’s easy to grow weary of the dizzying over-stimulation that is Christmas. From the horrible Hallmark jingles that seem impossible to forget to the throngs of shoppers fighting to the death for a singing Elmo doll, it’s easy to catch what I call “Christmas Fatigue”. Christmas Fatigue has one sure-fire remedy. Other holidays. There is a...
Dec 20th
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InTheCapital's Working Lunch: Links to Read While...
By Charlie Warzel/ @cwarzel INTHECAPITAL’S WORKING LUNCH: Here’s some stuff to make you smarter while you eat your lunch alone at your cubicle. Don’t worry, we’ve all been there. You’re almost there, folks. If you’re lucky you’re staring down a short week (no work on Friday!!) and hopefully we can help make it fly by. Hope you’re all gearing up...
Dec 20th
Dec 16th
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DC Ranks High for Vainest Cities in the US
  By Carl Pierre / @carlpierre I will be the first to admit that I think I am a decently attractive guy (I’ve heard the word stunning thrown around before), but then again I’m a firm believer in being confident with your looks. What I was unaware of is that a lot of other DC locals seem to share my perspective on having confidence in their facade. According to a recent LivingSocial poll, where DC...
Dec 15th
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Breaking: Washington Examiner Endorses Romney (h/t...
By Charlie Warzel/ @cwarzel Their reasoning: He can beat Obama and Gingrich can’t. The Washington Examiner believes Romney can defeat Obama, but Gingrich cannot. And Romney the businessman is far better suited to the nation’s highest office — by temperament, experience, and cast of mind — than Gingrich the consummate Washington insider. By fits and starts over the...
Dec 14th
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Road Rage in DC is on a Whole Other Level
By Carl Pierre / @carlpierre As most DC residents will tell you, horrible driving is a characteristic of the city that seems almost intrinsic at this point. In fact, one can say there seems to be an over abundance of drivers in the capital who are either oblivious to the rules of the road or are too distracted in the car to be effectively safe to others. The severity of the status quo on poor...
Dec 13th
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What We Shared on the Web in 2011
By Charlie Warzel/ @cwarzel So, it turns out we use the internet to share things. A lot of things to be exact. Clearspring, a Washington, DC-based company shows us exactly what was passed around the internet this year and just how it was shared with some fancy looking graphics to boot. Clearspring owns the sharing platform ‘AddThis’, which you’ve almost certainly scene if...
Dec 13th
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Why Ben Smith to BuzzFeed is a Big Deal
By Charlie Warzel / @cwarzel Something important happened today in media. Very early this morning, Politico’s original blogger and blueprint for online political journalism, Ben Smith, announced his hire as the Editor-in-Chief of BuzzFeed. If you fancy yourself a news junkie or care about media, this is some pretty big news. The internet is a swirling torrent of ceaseless media and...
Dec 12th
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DC Metro: An Epic Fail with Numbers to Prove It
By Carl Pierre/ @carlpierre How does one quantify awfulness? How can you quantify every commuter who has dealt with a rude WMATA employee, quantify the number of times you’ve had to sprint up a broken pair of escalators as a metro repair man ate a sandwich, the number of times a mother has had to drag a stroller up a flight of stairs due to elevator outages? Well apparently there is a...
Dec 12th
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DC Bars Make the Cut for Top 50 in the US
By Carl Pierre / @carlpierre It has always been somewhat speculative to rank the quality of DC’s bar scene to those of other cities with a better-known repertoire of unique bars and renowned mixologists such as New York or San Francisco, but it seems as if the District’s aspirations to make it to the big leagues have finally come to fruition. Two DC area bars, the Passenger (Mt. Vernon...
Dec 12th
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Rick Perry, Terrible Debater, Turns Down Debate
By Charlie Warzel / @cwarzel File this one under ‘Good Decisions’, Gov. Perry! We’re pretty certain that file could use some more material, anyway.   In a not-so-shocking turn of events, Rick Perry has declined Donald Trump’s invitation to the Newsmax Presidential debate, which will be coming to you live from Ion Television! Now, we can’t believe we’re saying...
Dec 8th
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iPhone 4S Raises Crime in DC
by Carl Pierre / @carlpierre Imagine purchasing a brand new iPhone 4S; it’s beautiful design, it’s incredible updated hardware with speech pattern recognition. Then imagine you’re walking with your new phone down a street in DC, and as you take a pause to bring the phone up to your face to give Siri a command it is literally snatched right out of your hands as the speedy assailant flees down the...
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Help Under-Privileged Youth Learn to Code This...
by Charlie Warzel /@cwarzel The White House just got behind it, and perhaps you should too. Last night at DC’s Tech Meetup, iStrategyLabs CEO and tech guru, Peter Corbett did something unusual and enlisted the hundreds in attendance for their help and donations. The cause, he said, was just too appealing. He was referring to a DC-based startup called CodeNow, which has a simple mission: to...
Dec 8th
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You're All Sitting on a Goldmine, Here!
by Carl Pierre / @carlpierre As we found our seats in the pews of Sixth & I’s historic synagogue for our very first DC Tech Meetup, Charlie and I could not help but notice the ironic clash between the rustic aesthetics of this religious sanctuary where the meeting was being held and the heavily technology-related event that was happening in it. Realizing that this was truly our first...
Dec 8th
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Is the DC Startup Scene Taking it Back to the...
by Charlie Warzel / @cwarzel If you’re not paying attention to Washington DC’s tech scene, you may want to start.  While most have been busy paying attention to the District’s political gridlock, a vibrant tech and innovation culture has been quietly taking root. Perhaps until now. Last week DC made headlines in the tech world with The Revolution Growth Fund’s creation of a $450 million...
Dec 7th
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